Yep, my co-founder and good friend Blackthorne found a real live woman who can put up with all his weirdness, his bad body odors, alcoholism, gluttony, greed, sloth, and his sexual fascination with dwarfs and midgets. Most women would be put off by this, but not her. A true treasure and one that you wouldn't want to let get away.

In the future, don't look back at all the years of being single and remember them fondly. They're fucking crap and you know it. Just imagine this scenario: you and I are sitting around with our brothers drinking good strong Canadian beer, playing guitar and singing some kickass Stones tunes. Now imagine we run out of beer. The single you has to stop drinking. The married you gets your loving and awesome wife to head out and get some more. She does so, and comes back with munchies too. And a stripper friend for me. See, it's a win-win situation. And you get to curl up next to your wife later that night, while your single friend sleeps on the floor in a drunken stupor. With a stripper.

So Blackthorne is getting married this weekend and I just want to publicly wish him and the future Mrs Blackthorne the absolute best wishes that I can wish for them. Here's to a great day, better honeymoon and brilliant life together.

~ Klytos

Congratha-motherfuckin-lations on your big day! Weddings are always great and it'll be cool if we were there to see it happen too but we'll just have to watch it live on the internet. It is live, isn't it?

In all seriousness, I wish you the best of luck and hope the day goes brilliantly. From what I've heard of her she's a great gal and you're lucky to have each other. All the best on your big day, big man.

I knew you had it in ya Bt. Congrats again on the approaching wedding.

Word of advice on wedding night: Dont get wasted drunk, the in-laws wont think to kindly of it. Just drink enough to get your freak on but then cut yourself off

Have a great time man, and enjoy it!!

Congratulations, my friend! Hope you find (though I have no doubt) as much happiness as I have!

Congratulations Boss man, I bet she's a special little gal!  The two of you will be very happy together!

Don't call her Mrs. Blackthorne though, that sounds like some sort of ogar-like creature of the night that bleeds in the sun.

Thanks guys.  We're looking forward to a crazy fun wedding.  She really is the most amazing gal, and her voice makes a cameo somewhere in SQ2, incidentally.

Again, thanks for the well wishes.

Bt

Sorry I'm late. just got done sleeping the last 24 hours.

But congrats I hope y'all have many great years together.

Congrats to you both, Steve and Jordan... you know I love ya, Steve. 

Congrats!

Hey man! Congratulations with acquiring the old ball&chain :p
 
Nah kidding, must be a tremendous day for both of you! I wish the best of luck and fun to both of you!
See you around when you're done honeymooning
 

Every stumble is less damaging when there is someone there to catch you.  Every joy is better when bolstered by someone to share it with.  Not every lifetime gets such a precious thing in the tiny handful of minutes and seconds we get on this earth.

It is to be envied that you do.



P.S.-But man, am I glad I'm single.  KIDDING, I'm just kidding!  Seriously, I wish for you a love so ubiquitous, so brightly shining that it becomes impossible to see a life without her.

Congratulations, Steve. Enjoy living what many term "the happiest day of your life". (many also term it the most stressful and expensive one)

Thanks, man.  Well, today is my wedding day.  I'm still getting a few things ready here, but soon I'm off to the ceremony.  Wish me luck.

Bt

Hope all went accordingly, I seem to have missed the pre-amp. Best Wishes

Late congrats dude! But i hope you had a blast!

Soon.. mini BTS will run wild!