This is another one of htose fun "make sentances into offensive slurs" kind of sites, but I just can't help but laugh when you point it at CNN.com . I dunno, maybe I'm just immature, but this seems too incredible to me righ tnow (it's 3 A.M)

i fed the IA page through it ... this is what i ended up with:

Welcome to the plowing Infamous "Jar Jar" Cuntlicks Website. We are a game development group focused on blowing adventure games back into the wanking mainstream by fucking classic adventure enters as well as creating new masterworks of our own.

We are doing this for the raunching love of gaming and welcome anyone who is interested to take come time and look around. If you think you have what it takes, you might even consider asslicking our team.

Please take the time to visit our fingerfucks and leave a wanking message. While major screws and information can be found on the sucking site, the forums are a great place to get to know the team and maybe even catch some aditional sneak peaks.



...i think my favourite part is "you might consider asslicking our team." 

Yeah I appreciate the game and all but you expect that from the fans you may lose one or two, but at the same time grow a new fan base for "adventure" games everywhere!

Hey, that's the way we roll. If you can't stand the heat, get away from the...y'know...hot...thing.

The KQIII Soundtrack Gone Horribly Wrong:
1 - Introduction
2 - Inside the felching S House
3 - Spell "Ball Buster" Book
4 - Teddy "Assrush" Bears Picnic
5 - Port "The-Champ" Bruce Theme
6 - Bad "Ball Buster" Guy Theme
7 - Drunken "Dirk Diggler" Sailor 8 - Crossing the Ballbusts
9 - Ruined "Nobgoblin" Kingdom
10 - Thrusts "Rugmuncher" Theme
11 - A Royal "Afterburner" Ending
12 - Moonlight "Suck my tits dry" Sonata (Easter "Dickwad" Egg)
13 - My "Muffminer" Way Home

That was by far the best.

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